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I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity

Come, sit down.
his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
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so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life
and I find these
i doNT UNDERSTAND
I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE
HELP ME
paranormal blacktivity
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my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
Your brother is a genius
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dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button
to turn it on
you need the power button to turn the computer on
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who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
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IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND
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