Nothing Major.

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helveticas:

I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity 

(Source: naeive, via pizza)

May 16, 2013 | 07:30 AM | 82,641 notes

sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

(via pizza)

May 16, 2013 | 07:30 AM | 130,460 notes
thatfunnyblog:

 


Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

thatfunnyblog:

 

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

(Source: simsgonewrong)

May 16, 2013 | 07:30 AM | 124,010 notes

ghost-anus:

yourswiftles:

so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life

and I find these

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i doNT UNDERSTAND

I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE

HELP ME

paranormal blacktivity

(via pizza)

May 16, 2013 | 07:29 AM | 54,965 notes

pizza:

i am so done with everything except my homework

(via pizza)

May 16, 2013 | 07:29 AM | 17,855 notes

swagchat:

wHEN CUTE PEOPLE CALL YOU CUTE

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(via pizza)

May 16, 2013 | 07:29 AM | 32,531 notes

ronaldreaganisdead:

rocks dont move and they are happy

(Source: nippled, via pizza)

May 16, 2013 | 07:29 AM | 17,788 notes

dilclo:

ding dong ur opinion is wrong

(via pizza)

May 16, 2013 | 07:29 AM | 8,814 notes

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May 16, 2013 | 07:29 AM | 38,817 notes

fartrickstump:

do u ever care about something for like three seconds

(via pizza)

May 16, 2013 | 07:29 AM | 141,780 notes
pillowbedhead:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

Your brother is a genius

pillowbedhead:

prepaidwifi:

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

Your brother is a genius

(Source: yolomcswaggurl, via pizza)

May 16, 2013 | 07:29 AM | 24,905 notes

notsiskysbusiness:

notsiskysbusiness:

dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button

to turn it on

you need the power button to turn the computer on

(via pizza)

May 16, 2013 | 07:28 AM | 60,205 notes

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

(via pizza)

May 16, 2013 | 07:28 AM | 26,651 notes
1plus1chainz:

IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

1plus1chainz:

IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

(via pizza)

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