Unimportant.


consulting-cannibal:

2 SEASONS so far and we are getting angry angel restraint hugs, i think it’s time for sam to start taking the hint and using this to his advantage, as a good sibling would

everybody-loves-to-eat:

breakfast cereal

requested by anonymous

kissesformabitches:

Disney channel knew whats up

ridge:

HAHA HERE 

heidimelone:

If asexuality, bisexuality, polysexuality, and pansexuality aren’t going to be recognized as real sexual identities, then let’s just call them superpowers instead.

"I have a superpower." "Oh really?" "Yeah, I find more than one gender attractive" "IMPOSS IBLE!" "Or IS IT????" *Sailor moon transformation sequence ensues* 

or “My power is that I DON’T experience sexual attraction!” *Batman theme plays*

legalmexican:

Tattoed Twink takes a Bear

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via artfucker1996)






i-only-have-eyes-for-aibou:

flowerlulu:

yamixyugishipping:

the-hatred-machine:

karmakrazey:

the-winchester-initiative:

orangeninjadan:

officialeo:

fast-lifee:

headhunterxzi:

gravityfalse:

ask-fugi-no-misamac:

officialeo:

I’m sorry.
It had to be done. 

Ok,You really did it now!

I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG

Allow me to play you the song of my people.

where can i download this

oh dear

at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob

but then i noticed how long it was

and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’

IT HIT

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^Literally my face when it hit

THANK YOU FOR THIS

AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”

SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT

AND THEN IT HAPPENED

AND I

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OH MY GOD IT HITS LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH

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  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

spooky-macedonian:

hotbisexualarmydoctor:

fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

Ramona don’t have time for your bisexual erasure

bisexual people when they see bisexual erasure

amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "