I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
A Potoo using the appearance of its face as a threat.
You and me both, potoo. You and me both.
That’s my defense mechanism too!
emma’s career after harry potter
everyone else’s career after harry potter
looking at the first page of a math test
how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
- cup your hands around them protectively
- lift them from the ground
- gently kiss their fuzzy heads
- say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
- peep peep
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world
My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”
ATTENTION: I need attention
missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb
wake up america