i have to write an original fairy tale so help me out and finish the sentence
once upon a time
there were many tiny dragons
but exactly how many tiny dragons were there
that’s a lot of tiny dragons
- Having sex every day.
- Saving sex for your wedding night.
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex.
- Hating sex.
- Being loud.
- Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
Reblogging again because this post is so important.
I’m so done with this planet
welcome to supernatural where we have reaction gifs for our own gifsets
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
if my kid ends up being a brony i’m sending them to a military academy with no internet access
I can’t fucking breathe
imagine actually making this scene. i bet the director said to the writers “ok. i want you all to imagine the most random assassination scenario ever.”
I don’t think the question is: “why do you love Misha?”
The question is: “why don’t you?”
No, that can’t be a real cat it must be just a mutation-
I thought it was photoshopped at first. I’m still pretty sure they are, because there’s no reason for something that cute and stubby to exist.
give me your tiny stubby lovins, cat corgi!!!
Bad Christians make me sad.
she is SIXTEEN
I love puns.