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bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

scienceyoucanlove:

markscherz:

realmonstrosities:

A Potoo using the appearance of its face as a threat.

You and me both, potoo. You and me both.

That’s my defense mechanism too!

poryqon:

emma’s career after harry potter

image

everyone else’s career after harry potter

image

paradisaic:

looking at the first page of a math test

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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

spermbanker:

missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb 

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america