Nothing Major.

May 21

screams fuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUCK into the wind

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

(via claraosriko)

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via tall)

When my skinny friend says she’s feeling fat

lolzpicx:

(via lifeisn-tsobad)

smilefranki:

dalekslovetoeatpeanutbutter:

aro-rusco:

It’s astounding

Time is fleeting

Madness takes its toll

But listen closely

Not for very much longer

I’ve got to keep control

I remember

Doing the Time Warp

Drinking those moments when

The blackness would hit me

And the void would be calling

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s so dreamy

Oh fantasy free me

So you can’t see me

No not at all

In another dimension

With voyeuristic intention

Well-secluded, I see all

With a bit of a mind flip

You’re into the time slip

And nothing can ever be the same

You’re spaced out on sensation

Like you’re under sedation

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

Well, I was walking down the street

Just having a think

When a snake of a guy

Gave me an evil wink

Well it shook me up

It took me by surprise

He had a pick-up truck

And the devil’s eyes

He stared at me

And I felt a change

Time meant nothing

Never would again

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

It’s just a jump to the left

And then a step to the riiight

With your hands on your hips

You bring your knees in tiiight

But it’s the pelvic thrust

That really drives you insaaane

Let’s do the time warp again

Let’s do the time warp again

~** inspired by **~

~** daftwithoneshoe **~

I’m done, found the best post on the internet

Where was this during Halloween?!

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fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

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lockedin221b:

thejohnlockgames:

WHAT IF THE DIRECTORS OF A SHOW FOUND FANFICTION AND AS A PRANK THEY MADE THE ACTORS ACT IT OUT LIKE A REAL SCRIPT

(via hallucifer)

deadpai:

fellowship-of-the-superwholock:

peaceismyname:

didntyouhaveaflamingsword:

biffan:

supernatural subtitles

YOU’RE MISSING MY FAVORITE ONE:

these are tears streaking down my face people

WHAT ABOUT THE HISSES AT LUCIFER ONE

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thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

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kusakaryuuji:

taking selfies w/ friends like

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matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

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lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

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Nothing Major.

Unimportant.

When my skinny friend says she’s feeling fat