i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
"I can’t recall the taste of food… nor the sound of water… nor the feel of grass.."
-Frodo “S.A.D.” Baggins
You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.
And you’re just like:
So my university had a ‘stress-free resort’ station set up today to help students combat the stress of finals week.
There was a coloring table
complete with Lion King coloring books
There was a lego table
also, free massages.
This is the most wonderful thing that ever happened in four years of college.
Our school should do this
The guy who has no idea how brooms work:
This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:
This guy who has no control over his arm movements:
1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam
2. clearly the force extended his kick
3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
the first and last dad joke
One of my favourite moments in TV history.
This actually makes my chest hurt. I love it that much.
Every time I see this I smile.
Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)
lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))
lmao u guys r funny
R U SERIOUS
there are 3 kinds of ppl
i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh
here we go again
omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.